Thursday, April 16, 2009

Toddler Talk - Say Cheese!

Mommy hears the babies plotting from the other room!

Eli: "Neni, Mommy coming?"

The pitter patter of tiny feet runs across the kitchen floor, pauses for a moment then runs back!

Reni: screams loudly "NO! Mom not coming!"

Mom silently enters the room and watches from afar!

Eli: "K! Neni say cheese!"

"Cheese!"

Reni: "Now let Neni have it!"

Eli: "NO! Neni er not big enuf!"

Reni: "Neni is big nuf! I THIS TALL!" holds hand up really high.

Eli: "Er not that tall! Er this ittle! bends down and holds hand a few inches above ground.

Reni: pouts her lip "Neni big nuf."

Eli: "Na uh! Sorry! No er not!"

Reni: "Neni big nuf to tell Mom!"

Eli: quickly changes his mind "Okay er big enuf! Here take a picture of me."

Reni: all smiles now "K! Say cheese!"

"Cheese!"
Mom: "What are you guys up to?"
Reni: quickly drops the camera "Ligah do it!"
Eli: shakes his head "Reni do it!"
Since the blame now rests on each other, they walk out of the room hand in hand, confident that they BOTH are safe from the wrath of Mom!
A few moments later they BOTH are sitting in the naughty chair!

2 comments:

Tessa said...

everytime them two make me laugh, them two are partners in crime, it will be good thing there not going to be in the same grade

Stephanie RN BSN (to be!) said...

I'm having a hard time figuring out who is the instigator and who is the follower. I think it's a tie!